“Go shawty, it’s your birthday
We gonna party like it’s your birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a ****, it’s not your birthday”
“In Da Club” by 50 cent
So my list of things to do before 30, remained the way it was. 12 items incomplete. However, I will make my 40 before 40 list soon, and maybe I’ll do a better job about that! Just in case you missed it, today is my 30th birthday. Wooooooh! I feel old. Especially because I see kids 12 years younger than me go to college.
But I plan on embracing my old age. No need to worry about dressing trashy to go to a club, getting drunk, or worry about having kids too early. I can sleep early, drink juice, and plan on having 2-4 kids. Live is amazeballs! I mean, life is good.